Funny Essays

Hey~
Autumn here.
I'm here to share a funny essay that's shown to me by Winter.
It's really funny,
me and Spring laughed like idiots when we read it.
Haha...so I want to share it with all of you guys.
Have fun reading it~
p.s. It's not written by the Four Seasons, do not miss think it.

Looking outside my window – Describe sights, sounds & activities.

Looking outside my window, got bird, got boy. Boy eat bird, bird die. I see a rainbow outside. It is very colourful. I am happy because it is very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kinds of balls. Football, basketball, baseball, ballball.

My mom and dad come into my room and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mum is sitting of my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are happy that I am happy. Suddenly, some sparrows flew past. Our family dog then jumped out of the window to catch some birds.

Our dog is a very active dog. He eats a lot. He is an active dog who eats a lot. This is why he is active. However, he is not a very clever dog because he is mad. When he jumped out of the window to catch the birds, he forgot that our family lives on the twenty fifth floor. Dog die. Me sad.

This is a bad day for me looking outside the window because I am sad. I am sad because my parents just bought the dog yesterday. We are sad. Suddenly am aeroplane flies past the window. We forgot about out dog and are very surprised because we have never seen an aeroplane before. As a result, we are happy because the aeroplane is exciting.

My mom is talking to me, but I continue looking out the window. She screams, but I still look outside the window. I am deaf because of the large sound from the aeroplane. We are sad again, but happy because the rainbow is still in the sky.

This is an exciting day outside my window.

Funny right?? XDD